Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Wednesday 16th December

The plumber has been, changed all the pipes around from the header tank, put the non-return valve on the inlet side of the tank instead of the outlet, re-connected all the fittings, drove off, job complete, but missed out one slight feature.

He never checked to see if there was any water coming to my house.

My connection to the main feed line is still halfway down the slope, so it has to come back uphill, to where it crosses over the road then down and into my house. I’m going to have one more try at explaining what is needed, then do it myself at the weekend.

It is the most complicated insane plumbing system I’ve ever seen, the basic premise seems to be that gravity does not work here, so you can have pipes going where ever you want, physics and Newton are not relevant.

Long time readers may remember back in March/April I got involved with a landscape plan for Heritage Hotel here, that unfortunately got dropped due to financial problems with Heritage. What they ended up doing was taking some of my plan, and had Frank Haiku do the sculptures, but they never did the full idea so as the pictures show, you now have these magnificent sculptures set out in a wasteland of white coral rock, without anything to soften or cool the atmosphere around them. At least it’s a start I suppose. I would have put some greenery around them at least, to soften the building shape, and definitely some fountains to cool the air, but never mind, some of the idea got used.






I was at the PO again yesterday afternoon, I’m convinced Kennedy and I can come up with a long abstract canoe shape to go into the frontage, and I could use white and blue flowering shrubs around it for the sea and waves. I’ll keep thinking. Luckily I have all my Ireland photos with me, so I can show Kennedy the public sculptures in different places. Wellington has some great public art works, as does Ireland, so I’m sure we can work something out between us.








My phone is working again, what happens is whenever Telekom have an outage, I have to take the battery out, take the sim card out, replace the sim card, battery, turn it back on, reset all the time/date/alarms and it works. I can see me putting up with that rigmarole every day too. Not.

Digicell didn’t get the contract, it has gone to some obscure providor based in Papua New Guinea, so it is going to be wait and see now. And it’s only for cell phone, not internet. Why does beating my head on a solid wall seem like such a good idea at times?

The chilli sauce is improving with age, 2 days in the bottles and it is slowly getting smoother to taste, still makes you sweat like a faucet is open, but the sharp bite is mellowing now that it has cooled down. I’ll have to start a bottle collection, the Chinese Rice Vinegar bottles are ideal, all I have to do is find a dozen or so before next weekend. I’ll do another photo set for making it next weekend again, a few people thought the last curry making set was hilarious, so we’ll have another attempt with making chilli sauce. And you’ll get an idea of quantities as well, my ¼ pineapple, handful of chillies, a few of something else is hard to describe accurately for those who like precision.

The EU Grant has been approved, which gives us €100,000, or close to SBD$1.1 million to play with over 2 years. So the nursery is looking like going ahead finally, there are still another couple of Grants to be finalised although they are like the icing now we have the main source of funding to get started. It’ll take a year or two to get fully established, then hopefully we can cut out the begging bowl approach and be self funded and not reliant on Aid money.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Tuesday 15th December

Say what I like about Adrian, at times I really like the guy. I’ve got the loan of his blender for a month while he’s back in Australia, nice big grunty 600W Sunbeam with a heavy glass jug, good motor. It’ll cost me a bottle of chilli sauce but well worth it.

I’m still without water in the house, 4th week coming up now, although I’m hopeful of it finally getting to me this morning. The house is almost level with the header tank, maybe 10’ difference to the top of the header tank over on the hill, so until the tank fills all the way I have no water reaches me. Everyone below me in the compound had water last night, I did get my hopes up when my neighbour below me said it was on, but the tank still isn’t full enough.

The Solomon Star is full of AGW Copenhagen still, and the $20 billion we’re all going to get from the western countries. When you read through the fine print, I’m wondering where the $20 billion is going to come from once you close 80% of the Wests manufacturing ability to meet totally unrealistic CO2 levels, shut down electricity generation, and drive the developed countries back to feudal times.

Plus prevent 3rd world countries from developing any further, by capping their production to stop CO2 rising. Just to make Al Gore and Goldman Sachs richer with Carbon Trading.

Any country that has politicians stupid enough to go along with the whole insane idea deserves everything that happens. I see Australia has finally got some politicians with sense, and the next election there will see some changes, I feel sorry for Britain, sold out to the looney left and facing a huge decline in living standards. And don’t get me started on how Wind and Solar Generation will save us. Neither of them generate sufficient power to run any industries, so you still need back up Hydro/Coal/Oil/Nuclear stations to keep a manufacturing base going, but wait, isn’t that the whole idea, shut down all the nasty productive places and transfer all the wealth to the developing countries? There won’t be any wealth to transfer by the time the looney left lentil munchers have finished, we’ll all be suffering.

Add in Solar Cycle 24 still not co-operating and we’re back to the cool part of the 60 year cycle starting, the Pacific Decahedral Oscillation turned negative in 2007, which means this years El Nino will be the last bit of warming for the next 30 years and we’ve still got stupid bloody idiots that think we can stop it happening.

At times you have to despair at the sheer lunacy and hysteria of it all.

We started at the Post Office yesterday, I’m always amazed at how efficiently the crew work together. It looks like a swarm of termites attacking something, people everywhere with bush knives, spades, shovels, in a totally unco-ordinated pattern, then 2 hours later it’s all done, and everyone is looking for more work. I was thinking it would take a day at least to dig out all the shrubs and overgrown plants along Mendana, but 2 hours later there was a large heap, and they were starting to break up the old soil and get it ready to truck away.

We might actually make money on this job, even if there is a hiccup and it takes all the time Tiffany and I calculated.

Still frustrated trying to get prices and quotes for everything here. I’ve got Commonwealth Street still half complete, nothing back from Island Enterprises for the Nursery Irrigation, the US Embassy Port Moresby Funding Application has to be completed and to them by the 15th January, I need prices for text books for that application, I’m trying to get all the teaching resources paid for with it, too many things going on and everyone is thinking about Christmas instead of work.

Further to my ongoing battle trying to get a mobile phone to work here. Solomon Telekom have been the only providor since whenever, and as is normal with any monopoly what you get is all you get, and they charge accordingly. So with the mobile network, they oversubscribed and sold more sim cards than they have capacity to carry, and are still selling sim cards, at SBD$400, and to overcome the capacity shortfall they periodically block whole ranges of numbers. Which as you may have already guessed includes mine at present. All I get now is “Emergency Calls Only” message. Took it back to Telekom yesterday, I’m getting to know the staff there rather well at the help desk, and they promised to have it working “soon”. If you recall my bit the other day about Solomon Island Time Definitions, you’ll understand the sinking feeling I experienced on hearing “soon”.

I’ll go back again today, I might get a “maybe today” or at the worst, “maybe tomorrow”. Which is very close to “soon”.

Digicell are opening up here next year, which may be a blessing or not. I’m picking Telekom will make it so expensive to change over that any benefit will be negated by the cost, although the other side is that so many people will swap over, Digicell will be swamped like Telekom is at present, which will leave Telekom with spare capacity, oh the endless permutations that could be drawn up.

Joe from www.joepastry.com called in here the other day, he’s got one of the best baking and everything associated websites I’ve found, please visit, there is a wealth of information written extremely well and interestingly. Better than this collection of off the top of my head stuff at 5am in the morning. Although he did offer to promote this drivel on his website, I’m considering it, although I’d have to go back through and edit out some bits before it got too popular.

We’re still waiting for the rains to come, it clouds over, we get terrific thunder and lightning storms, then it all fades away and the Weather Coast get all the rain again. The cyclone season is starting, one off the coast of Australia, and one out in the Pacific between here and Rarotonga which may come this way. I’m just waiting for the AGW crowd to start with the “man made” reasons for them. As if we haven’t had cyclones here before, and always will. Part of the fun of living in the tropics. Or close to them, I remember going on Christmas Holidays in New Zealand in the early 60’s to Coopers Beach Northland, and every Christmas there would be a cyclone that would try to rip the tent apart for a few days.

I think that is where a lot of the looney left lose out, they aren’t old enough to remember back more than 30 years to the last period of colder weather, they think it’s always been warm and pleasant. I know the Urban Heat Island effect changes a lot of local weather patterns, but even so, Otahuhu in the 50’s and 60’s would have frosts that covered the glasshouses with a slick of ice that hung on for most of the mornings, and there is nothing as satisfying as walking across the lawn hearing the grass crunch and snap under your feet. Ok, so when it thawed your footprints were all there on show till the spring and the grass grew back, but still fun.

And the fogs that blanketed every sound out. Nothing like being an old fart and reminiscing. And now I’m living where it’s always 30*C, the lifestyle is certainly laidback, almost comatose at times, and trying to get anything done is an exercise in frustration.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sunday 13th December

I was hoping for a shower Friday night, and not outside in the rain, but once again circumstances were against me. The landowners where SIWA have the water supply dam decided that as the $4,000 they got the other week wasn’t enough, remember they wanted an $18 million advance last month, so they pulled the power again and Honiara has been without water for the weekend once more. It’s now been 3 weeks with intermittent water supply, utterly insane.

Coming up to Christmas the wharves are busy, with people going back home for the Christmas period, school kids returning home after boarding in Honiara for the school year, families etc all with cartons and boxes of food, beer, building supplies for their village. I was down the wharves on Friday with the camera, so you can get an idea of what it is like, The next couple of weeks is going to be busier as the holiday period draws closer, and everyone wants to get home.






I’m not too sure about some of the boats, when you hear about “tramp steamers” this is exactly what we have here. If it wasn’t for the rust holding hands I think some of them wouldn’t be afloat.

I’ve finally managed to make a chilli sauce that I’ll admit to be bloody hot. I was down the market this morning and bought an entire stalls worth of chillies, $15 worth, I ended up with 200 or so red and green birdseye chillies, some capsicums (bell peppers) my usual bananas, pineapple and pawpaw and a watermelon.

Picked all the chillies off the stalks, into the pot with a chopped lump of ginger root, a clump of crushed garlic, ¼ of the pineapple, tin of tomatoes, a couple of tablespoons of brown sugar, and 2 cups of vinegar. Left it to boil for a while, I’m going to get a blender tomorrow, extravagant as I am about buying stuff, and blend it all smooth. Sampling it today and it is delightfully sweetish hot, with that slow burning feeling, rather than ripping the skin off your tongue type that ruins the taste of everything. This one sneaks up from behind and you suddenly find yourself with sweat pouring out of every part of you. Anyone wants the recipe leave a comment.

The Post Office job starts tomorrow, so we’ll be busy for a couple of weeks going up to Christmas, plus all the usual work to be cleaned up so the town looks reasonable for Christmas. I was looking at the inside of the Post Office area on Friday, trying to think of how, what to put into there. I can’t use tall stuff, the ATM is at one end of the building, so security issues creep in. I’ll have to have a long discussion with Kennedy again, I keep imagining sculptures of canoes/people carrying parcels etc, and planting white flowering hibiscus and bouganvillea to represent the sea breaking on the canoe prow, but who knows. Big sculptures. I think I get a bit carried away with wanting art works through the town, but Heritage did use my idea and the statues Frank Haiku did for them are exactly what I proposed.

Tiff and I will have to go and have further discussions about the budget again, for the inside area, at least we know that they want something definitely Solomon Islands outside, to match what Kennedy is doing inside. I keep thinking of Dublin and the Viking Long Boat opposite the Four Courts, and other towns in Ireland, that have sculptures scattered around in public, ok, we have a slightly different public perception here at the moment, but I keep hoping that once we get it started things may improve. Eternal bloody optimist.

We had Carols in the Park on Saturday, 33*C in the afternoon. I caught up with Santa, and asked him if he wasn’t a bit hot in his outfit, and got the reply, “I’m bloody stuffed mate” Australian RAMSI Commander, he was in the RAMSI Kids train, photos below. The bands that came on into the night were good, a lot of reggae, and also the more normal MOR Christmas songs.














I’ve been hoping for rain all day today, humid, hot and barely any wind, and no water. If it starts to rain later I’m grabbing the soap and shampoo and going outside.

I keep missing people online, my apologies, until things quieten down at work I’m going to be apologising all the time for the next week or so. I have another proposal to write up this week, to the US Consul in Port Moresby for a grant for educational resources. I’d like text books, there aren’t any in Honiara, and we still get school kids coming to us to borrow my few text books that I bought with me for their Horticulture studies at school. It isn’t uncommon to have 6 or more students sitting around the Nursery copying pages out of the books, once we get power on out there I’ll photocopy it all again.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday 9th December/Thursday 10th

I have a vague memory of today, it’s been totally erased from my memory hopefully. We had a meeting with Adrian, Tiff, David and I out at Ranandi this morning, till 11am. Adrian is adamant he has never said anything to Keithie or Bruce about anything, so I must have been having a bad dream the last couple of days listening to him in the office telling Keithie and Bruce about the truck, the crew, etc. He’s going back to Brisbane next Tuesday for 4 weeks, which means I’ll have a pleasant Christmas without having to worry. I lost my temper a bit with him this morning, which I shouldn’t have, personally I don’t mind him, at work it is different though.

Anyway, onward and hopefully upward.

Tiff and I have the photos and stuff set up in Mendana Hotel for tomorrow, it wasn’t all that busy today, more everyone wandering around looking at each others stuff, tomorrow should be better. CSP (Community Sector Programmes) are happy, they have been sponsoring all of the training programmes for the past couple of years, and it’s a good opportunity for them to show everything they have achieved. As usual with successful programmes, the funding has been cut as the need is no longer there, as we have trained everyone. How they work that out I have no idea, last time I looked around town there were about 20,000 teenagers with no skills or work asking for more education opportunities. I know, it sounds stupid, teenagers asking for more school work, but that is how it is here. The kids really want to learn, they know it is the way out of being unemployed, admittedly some of them look like you wouldn’t like to meet them on a dark night, or even on a well lit day, but underneath the dreadlocks, the bandannas, the tattoos, the betel nut stained teeth, they want to learn. I’ve found the rougher looking people have the best attitudes, and also the nicest and friendliest attitudes as well.

I’ve seen a few of the headlines coming out of Copenhagen, I don’t know the word for the hysteria and panic the looney left are promoting. All of their data for the past 20 years has been shown to be falsified, altered beyond recognition, adjusted to suit their agenda, why keep the pretence up? Well, ok, the money, power and control, and driving the western countries bankrupt are some of the reasons.

It isn’t science anymore, it’s just total belief, worse than some fanatical religion.

Add in how all the Pacific Island States think they are going to be first into the trough for any money and it goes beyond belief. Where the hell is the money going to come from if you shut down all the industries? Turn countries like the USA, Britain, Europe into basket cases by cap and trade, shutting off the power generation, closing “non-green” industries? It’s no wonder China and India, and Japan have decided that it isn’t going to happen for them thank you.

Why not spend some time fixing the actual problems, like over population on some of the Islands? Degrading the soil, clear felling and logging forests, over fishing the seas? Or do those go into the too hard basket and it’s easier to parrot “Climate Change” and hold the begging bowl out. Which won’t fix the problems, and how much of that money would actually reach the people concerned after it has passed through all the politicians hands.

The water has been shut off again in Honiara. At times I really think I’d be happier living in a community like Komunimboko, without power/water etc, because you would have no expectations, you know that if it rains it fills the water tank to gravity feed the shower under the house, so long as the sun shines a bit there will be a trickle from the solar panels to recharge batteries etc, and there is always firewood available. Better that than coming home to find there is no water, the power goes off without any warning, the fridge has defrosted and everything is off.

I remember at the orientation week with VSA, the discussion about how all the little things gradually build up and become major things, so that it doesn’t take much to have you wishing you’d never volunteered. I don’t think I’ve got to that stage and wanting to leave, I can still see the end result slowly coming from what I’m doing, but I’m having a bad week for losing my temper at times, and snapping instead of discussing. Taking big bites of stuff to have done in a short time frame doesn’t help, given the length of time it takes to get things done here. You might have a deadline or timetable, but no one else does, and they aren’t going to work to your agenda.

Thursday 10th December

We had a good day at the CSP Forum. A lot of people came through, including a few Government ministers, and some of the Province Representatives. The stall next to us was the Solomon Island Coconut Oil Producers, they had used a grant from CSP to establish a cheaper and friendlier alternative to the Copra Processing process for coconut oil, and paying the producers a slightly better rate per kilo of oil as well. I was impressed with the process, they have a shop in town just behind BJS I’ll go in tomorrow and have a look. Coconut oil, Soaps, creams etc, all cold processed, so it is as close to pure oil as possible.

The Coffee Producers Group were there as well, 2 types, dark roast, and expresso, giving away free samples all day, and as they were just behind us, I was very happy. Ok, it cost me $50 in the end for 2 packets of coffee, and a jar of peanut butter, which at Lime Lounge prices would have got me 2 cappacinos.

I had a long conversation with the Provincial Member for Malaita, Dudley. He saw the photos of the chipper, and the crew making compost and using it for the nursery plants, and was interested in getting our style of programme started on Malaita. That led into one of my favourite themes about the cattle farms, and why don’t we bring in Water Buffalo again, he began to see the validity of the argument, considering that there has been $8 Million wasted so far on bringing in European cattle breeds which don’t do well in the heat and wet season. He’s got my contact details, so hopefully it will give me a few more things to get involved with.

I’ll really try to get more money allocated for the next forum, we were the poor relations at it today, everyone else had laptop projector set ups, or tv/dvd presentations going, the best we could do was have some photos up, and my laptop on a slide show of all the photos I’ve taken of the crew and the work the last year. Still I know all our money has gone on the crew and the actual work and training, well, certainly since I’ve been here anyway. I’m still not Mr. Popular with some people, but SEB is as honest as I can make it and I can’t be bothered with people trying to fiddle Aid money.

The water problem at home has been finally solved. They found that the inflow pipe to the header tank on the hill opposite me has never had a non-return valve fitted, so unless the main pump is going, it siphons all the water out of the tank and runs it back to the pump at the bottom of the hill, and presumably, back past it to lord knows where. So until that is fixed, I’m still without water in the house as usual. It’s only been 10 months that I’ve been here trying to get it sorted. And last night while I was under the house trying to see if I had any leaks or blockages, I found that the original plumbing runs up one of the steel pipes the house sits on, then the hot water line, and the copper inflow line, run across the top of the pipe, to the bathroom. Which doesn’t sound like too much of a problem, till you realise that the floor joist also sits on top of the pipe and is slowly crushing the pipes.

I’ve finally given up trying to find packaging for sending things back to NZ. It’s going to be recycled cardboard with newspaper wrapping. Still, the good thing is that we do have a postal service in Honiara. Bruce and Gwen have to wait till there is someone coming over to Guadacanal before they can get anything sent.
The Government Departments are still not paying any accounts, we are owed 3 months from Ministry of Infrastructure and Development (MID) which is causing a few cash flow problems. Close to $68,000 now, and the usual arguments each fortnight with Keithie over the wages because we are having to pay out and not being paid for the contract. We should get the payments finally in February next year, so long as the Government doesn’t fold or default on the accounts. Just getting through till then and keeping Tiff and the work crew going is getting harder every time, And my Australian nemesis hasn’t helped. TG he’s going back to Australia for a month.

I’ve spent the last couple of days working out how to set the phone. It works still, which is a blessing, I’ll have to get a neck cord for it, so I can hopefully keep it drier than the last one.

Belated Birthday Greetings to Gytha for last Friday?Thursday? the time difference always gets me mixed up with days.

Did anyone else see that absolute load of garbage about the cannibal polar bears because of AGW? It’s time some people got out more often into the real world. Polar bears aren’t cuddly, they are the top of the food chain in the Artic, they will and do eat everything they can find, and if it includes cubs, they will. It’s why the females keep the cubs with them for so long to keep them away from the males. I wish most of the people at Copenhagen would go visit Churchill in the polar bear season and go rush up and try to cuddle one. What is it going to be next, Save bloody Nemo????? Don’t eat that oyster, it may be pregnant? Turn off your lights? Well, that is going to a non choice when all the power stations get closed, then you won’t be allowed use candles because they give off the dreaded poisonous toxic CO2.

Collective religious hysteria in action. With “scientists” who peer review each others work, instead of putting out for everyone to check, Weather Offices that “adjust” “modify” “smooth” temperature records to fit the AGW scenario, including NIWA in New Zealand. I had been sort of hoping that there might have been some honest people in NIWA, but I’ve been totally disillusioned over what they have done with the data as well.

There’s been no sunspots, Cycle 24 is now the quietest cycle for a few hundred years, welcome to the Maunder Minimum again. Or certainly the next 30 year cooling cycle, if Cycle 24 doesn’t start soon it will be like the 1890’s to 1920 cold period. The Pacific Decahedral Oscillation started it’s cooling phase a couple of years back, about 2007, so this El Nino we’re meant to be having this summer here will possibly be the last big warming we’ll have for a while. So we’ll have the looney left lentil munchers trying to stop that next. I’ve never been so disappointed in a conservation movement as I have been with the Greens and all the other ecology groups. It’s as if they have had any intelligence removed and replaced with religious dogma.

When you think of the millions of $’s, €’s, ₤’s wasted on the whole thing that could have been better spent already getting rid of the pollution, instead of the whole stupid AGW hysteria.

Speaking of religious dogma, the Solomon Star for the past couple of weeks has had 2 people having an involved and earnest discussion via several pages in each issue about “Which is the Real Christian Church” and “Which is the True Sabbath Day” Both quoting reams of stuff going back to the Council of Nicea in 398? And it looks like every religious text since then. Full Biblical quotes, the last few days the Sol Star has had full page replies that just consist of quotes from every source you could ever think of, and then some I’ve never heard of as well. They take Religion seriously here, especially Christian ones. So long as they don’t do it on the streets and frighten the horses I can’t be bothered.

Here is my list of Solomon Island Time Definitions, thanks to Zoe for the initial idea and suggestions.

Solomon Island Time Definitions

Einstein never visited the Solomons, if he had the Theory of Relativity would be vastly different. Time is an elastic substance here, it bears no resemblance to time as measured elsewhere. The following definitions are an approximation of life here.

Today. A word fraught with danger for those new to the country. It is loosely tied to the calendar, eg. Today is Monday, after this it wanders down a twisting turning road of its own choosing. The phrase “I will do it today” has so many non-verbal clauses attached as to be meaningless,

“I will do it today………………

if my wantoks don’t borrow my hammer/spanner/saw/workboots/car

if I am going past the shop/store/factory

when I am next in town

if I remember before you come back

when my wantok bring back my saw/hammer/workboots

Tomorrow. It means “not today”. It has no further meaning nor validity in the conversation, other than as a starting point for the inevitable discussion 3 days later about why something wasn’t done yesterday.

Soon. This is a danger signal, if something is going to be done “soon”, you are best off going on that 3 month trip to the outer islands, possibly extending the trip to take in Vanuatu, New Caledonia and if finances allow, Rarotonga. On your return, you will be greeted with the words, “It is almost finished” or in exceptional circumstances the word “soon” will be added. “It will be finished soon, maybe tomorrow” cf.

Urgent. Never use the word “urgent” in any conversation, it is a confusing word having neither meaning nor relevance to life here. “Urgent” will be placed in an ever changing priority list, it may rise to the top 5 places at times, but is always trumped by wantok.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tuesday 8th December 5.30am

I’ve mentioned about Adrian getting fixations on things for a week or so, this week it is the big truck. He’s been trying to find it since last Thursday, going around to David and Tiffanys Thursday/Friday, over the weekend, and he was quite agitated about it by Monday, to the extent that he’d gone to Keithie about the truck being missing. Unfortunately having the radiator develop a leak on Friday and the truck being in at the local White River fix it man didn’t help when he found out.

I get a headache just thinking about him now, Tiff and I try to have everything organised before he arrives at work, we never know when he is going to turn up though. We might not see him for a week or more, then he’s like a bad rash and all over us for a few days.

I thought I was over my weekend stomach upset, why is only weekends I get ill anyway? Going to work yesterday may not have been the smartest thing, another day sleeping would have been preferable but there is the class to take, Tiff and I have stuff to get done this week, so I’ll persevere with catching up with everything till Thursday or Friday then possibly have a long weekend in bed. Although I’ll feel ok by then and not bother.

I’ve got a phone that works again. It’s been my week for everything, Kiwibank, ANZ Bank, telephone, a small private garden to do for the Charge D’Affaires at the UN Office, well, not so small, but it will give 3 or 4 of the crew something to do for a few days, mostly replanting and tidy up.

Telekom had fun trying to get the phone to work. I went in last week and they managed to unlock it, but trying to use it got a recorded “You are not allowed to make this call” message. So back there yesterday. 2 hours later and after a lot of head scratching it now works. I have no idea what they did, the poor guy behind the desk was on the phone to their tech person, pulling up stuff on screen, dialling in various sets of numbers, till it finally burst into life. I got the feeling he wasn’t all that sure about what he’d done either, but it was working.

It is still trying to rain, the sky is all clouds and angry looking thunder heads, with a few low grumbles back in the hills, but that is all at the moment. Eventually the wet will arrive and by the end of it we’ll all be hoping for sunshine. Perverse bloody lot that we are.

8.45pm.

Ok I tried taking the day off, by 7am I wasn’t feeling as though I could drive, light headed, flashes of light and sparkly bits in my vision, coppery metallic taste in my mouth, migraine symptoms, so a day in bed with the curtains pulled and the ceiling fan going overtime was what I was hoping for.

Rang Tiffany about 8am, told her I was having a mental health day, rolled over and went back to sleep for 30 min, when she rang back with the news Adrian was out there causing problems. He doesn’t know how lucky he is at times, If I’d been able to drive I would probably have driven right over him out there.
Finally went into work about 10am, and found Adrian there telling everyone about the radiator having a leak, the work crew driving all over the place without anyone knowing where they are, how it’s all disorganised. Tiff was nearly in tears, Keithie was in her indignant mode, giving forth with more rules and regulations based on what Adrian was saying. If he’d bother to have asked first he would have found out the truck was in town Thursday and Friday, Tiff used it to get to work, and we’d hired it out Saturday to get a load of house timber for one of the work crew girls, after we had the radiator fixed, and we’d been organised till he arrived and sent the crew off to the wrong gardens and work places. I should have stayed in bed.

I’ve got all the pictures printed for the Forum on Wednesday/Thursday, I thought it was just Wednesday, Tiff told me today it’s actually 2 days, so we should get a good response for the courses next year.

Still waiting for the rains, everything is looking dry, well, for the tropics it is looking dry, Honiara itself always looks dusty and grubby, all the side streets are just crushed coral that dries out quickly and the dust gets everywhere.

Trying to get irrigation equipment here, solenoid valves, proper irrigation pvc pipe, rotator sprinkler heads is fun. I spent another bit of time at Island Enterprises, they should be able to get everything from Australia, but will let me know for sure Friday.

I need 580m of timber for the seats in Commonwealth Ave, plus 273 steel frames to be made for them, I need prices first though so MID can decide how much they want to spend. Pavers are another problem, they have to be imported, and they weigh heavy so the import costs are high. Everything else we have, I have the palms sorted out, and the palms and hibiscus for the Post Office are sorted.

I’ll have to catch up with the news from Copenhagen soon, I’ll try and read online tomorrow at some stage.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Sunday 6th December

Another hot humid sweltering weekend. The rains keep trying to arrive, we had a great downpour on Friday, and into Saturday morning, but then it all dried up and we are back to the steamy sauna feeling again.

It’s been a fun week in Honiara. On Wednesday the land owners where SIWA draw the town water supply from decided they needed a SBD$18 million advance on their land fees, well, they did apply for it some time back, and as it hasn’t been forthcoming, they pulled the plug on the water pumps. So Honiara was without water for all of Wednesday, and most of Thursday. It took till Friday for it to reach my house, I was quite pleased it rained Friday evening, I was standing outside in it for a while, getting thoroughly soaked. I get the feeling my neighbours think they have a mad palangi staying next door. The land owners accepted SBD$4,000 on Thursday morning.

Tiff and I have an invite to put a display stand up at the Solomon Island Education Forum on Wednesday, at Heritage Hotel. I’ve got a lot of photos of the last lot of students, Tiff has discs full of photos as well, so we will be able to get them printed up, with a handout to give to anyone interested in training next year. I’ve got the handout written up, it will need to be edited a bit, I sat and just wrote it yesterday, so it is a bit of a mouthful to bite on. I’ll try and get it down to 3 pages, with lots of big headings, and just enough information.

I found that my system isn’t as immune to the bugs here as I’ve been thinking. With the water being flushed through the pipes last week, it obviously disturbed a few things, and I’ve had one of those weekends when I haven’t been far away from the white porcelain telephone. Breakfast this morning came up faster than it went down, same with dinner last night, it’s been fruit juice and boiled water all day today. All that’s left is a bit of a headache now, but it was interesting.

I’d like to give a medal to whoever released all the emails from East Anglia Research Unit. Finally some proof that the data they keep pushing through the IPCC has been altered so much it is worthless. Plus losing all the original data so it is impossible to see where or how they got the results they publish. And Phil Jones resigned. The loony left wing lentil munchers are in damage control saying he was only a minor player, hello? Phil Jones is one of the group of 10 who decide on what goes into the IPCC reports, that isn’t a minor position.

Along with that good news, the big panic over Antarctica melting because there are icebergs drifting up to New Zealand again, the second time in a couple of years. I wish people would put their brains in gear first. If the ice was melting you wouldn’t have icebergs, the ice sheet is growing and calving, which is normal, it can’t sustain the size once it reaches a breaking point, so the edges break off, and go visiting. Beautiful things though, from the pictures in the NZ Herald last week. I wonder how that is going to be addressed at Copenhagen, and if it will be used to rush through more stupid CO2 is poison legislation. You really have to wonder where people went to school, and what they were taught. No CO2, no plants, no plants, no food, no food, hello, where does that leave us?

I’d be happy with CO2 at about 600ppm, plants grow better and faster, and don’t need as much water, and can grow in hotter temperatures.

We’ve got a couple of really busy weeks between now and Christmas, the Post Office job starts next week, the gardens through town need a good trim to cover us for a few weeks over the holidays while the crew have a fortnight away. Thankfully the Commonwealth Avenue job won’t start till next year, we can have everything ready for that though, so it should go smoothly. I’m looking forward to it, a bit of paving work again, more than a bit actually, close to 80 sq metres down the centre. I’ll resize the concept drawing and post it in there next week.

Zoe and Murph, you have snail mail on its way, hopefully it will arrive in the next month. As soon as I can get some scrap cardboard I’ll send the presents to NZ for everyone. Not that anyone is getting much, I’m turning into a miser here, I don’t have much choice, it costs too much for anything other than basic food.

Dave, if you send me US$25, I’ll send you SBD$200 in good notes and coins for your collection if you’re interested, that’s my food money for a week, and cigarettes as well in there. Unless I decide to splurge and get a carton of chocolate milk or a bottle of coke.

Here is the article I managed to have printed in the Solomon Star a couple of weeks back

Climate Change and Hysteria.

The Earth is getting warmer. That is not in dispute. For the last 150 – 200 years since the end of the Little Ice Age approximately 1850 – 1900 the global temperature has risen at 0.7*C per century. This rise has not altered in the long term, there have been fluctuating periods when it has risen faster, and also periods when it has stopped or decreased. These periods follow a 30 year cycle of alternate cooling followed by an equal period of warming.

The first global warming panic was in 1912 when the Washington Post posed these questions: "Is the climate of the world changing? Is it becoming warmer in the polar regions?" On November 2, 1922, the Associated Press reported that "the Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the waters too hot." On February 25, 1923, the New York Times concluded that "the Arctic appears to be warming up." On December 21, 1930, the Times noted that "Alpine glaciers are in full retreat." A few months later the New York Times concluded that there was "a radical change in climatic conditions and hitherto unheard of warmth" in Greenland.

After the warm weather of the 1930s gave way to a cooling trend beginning in 1940, the media began speculating on the imminent arrival of a new Ice Age. This culminated in the Global Cooling Ice Age predictions in the 1970’s by the same scientists that are now predicting an overheated world.

The IPCC hypothesis of Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) and/or Climate Change is based on a small increase in CO2, and a theoretical amplification of the infra-red spectrum that CO2 absorbs into a runaway global heating effect. So far this remains a hypothesis, the predictions that the IPCC made based on this hypothesis have not eventuated, nor have they been found in the real world outside the computer models that the IPCC base their predictions on.

CO2 is a trace element, it is also one of the most important gases on Earth. Without CO2 plant life would not exist, taken to the natural conclusion, no plant life, no people. Life on Earth is carbon based, we need carbon to make plants grow, they breathe in the atmospheric CO2, utilise the carbon molecule, and breathe out the oxygen into the atmosphere. At present levels of CO2, estimated to be 380 (+/- 5) ppm, plants are still starved of carbon. As a horticulturist I am quite happy working in propagating facilities using 2,400 ppm – 3,000 ppm CO2, which is a common practice in nurseries and propagating facilities worldwide, as plants respond quicker, make faster growth, and require less water at those levels.

Trials have been conducted over many years using CO2 enrichment in food crops, timber crops, pasture, and it has been shown and accepted in peer reviewed trials that minimum levels of CO2 for optimum plant growth and productivity are 600ppm, a level that is slowly being attained.

CO2 as a heat absorber/transmitter. CO2 absorbs infra-red light in 3 very narrow and specific wavelengths, all towards the narrower end of the IR spectrum, taken together they total less than 8% of the total IR wavelength. Adding more CO2 to the existing levels does nothing, there is only so much IR radiation available, and what there is now is being fully absorbed. Water vapour (H2O) absorbs 92% of the remaining IR spectrum and also absorbs IR radiation in the same wavelengths as CO2. Remember that CO2 is less than 0.018% of the atmosphere. The IPCC computer models are designed to treat CO2 as a major multiplier, fortunately their predictions have not proven correct. For every 100,000 molecules in the air, only 38 are CO2.

The North Pole ice sheet will melt and flood the world. The people who came up with this scenario obviously missed school a bit. The Arctic Ice sheet floats in the Arctic Ocean. It is not land based as is Antarctica. We know it floats there because during the height of the Cold War America sent a nuclear submarine under the ice to the North Pole to show Russia that America controlled all the seaways that Russia might consider using. Knowing that all the ice is floating in the sea then leads us to a basic fact of science that has been known for 3,000 years. When an object is placed in water, it displaces a volume of water equal to the density of the object. If all the Artic ice melted, it would not affect sea level anywhere as it is already displacing a volume of water equal to its size now.

If you doubt this, put a large block of ice in a bowl, then fill the bowl to the brim with water and wait for the ice to melt.

But the Antarctic Ice sheet is breaking off. I’d be more concerned if it was shrinking, rather than growing to the extent that it breaks due to the size it reaches. The parts that have broken off the ice sheet are over the sea, and once a certain size is reached the weight of the ice becomes more than the frozen mass can hold, and the sheet breaks. Yes it does cause a large hole, or gap, but this fills as the sheet continues to grow out from Antarctica.

Sea levels are rising and flooding the Pacific Islands. Sea level measurements are not entirely accurate, or rather they have not been reliable for a long time. They can be altered by building subsidence, earthquakes, land subsidence, any number of factors. Since satellite data has been available for the past 20 – 30 years, sea levels have shown a slow rise associated with the gradual return to a warmer Earth from the Little Ice Age. The average sea level rise is 0.07 mm – 3 mm per year, although this also drops an equal amount depending on the effects caused by the ENSO weather pattern.

But Tuvalu is being flooded. A tidal gauge has been used on Tuvalu since 1977, this was replaced in 1999, by a more accurate one. So far the record from Tuvalu is that it is not the tide rising that is causing the damage as sea levels have not risen, and for a considerable period, levels actually fell. Tidal measurements from Tuvalu are now subjected to “smoothing” by the IPCC, and adjusted to match tidal measurements obtained from Hawaii.

Funafuti atoll is made up of 30 islands, islets, and barely above sea level atolls, the main island is 1/3 – ½ covered by a runway, paving, road and housing. When the runway was built during WW2, most of the centre of the island was scooped out for building material, vegetation was removed, and is still being removed as people build houses, the coral reef surrounding Funafuti is slowly being destroyed by sewage, rubbish, leachate from the “borrowpits” and the freshwater under the island is being depleted faster than it can replenish now that the island is paved over. This is not to say that the people of Tuvalu should not receive help, but perhaps it is time to actually consider the actual problems, and fix those, rather than call it global warming.

The Cartarets are another group of islands frequently put into centre stage as being affected by AGW. The Cartaret Group consist of a coral circle which is based on an undersea volcano. The part of the tectonic plate that this volcano sits on is slowly being subsumed by the Pacific plate as it slides over the Indo-Asian plate, we know about the effect this has on the surrounding islands, the Solomons are affected by the earthquakes caused by this movement. The volcano that the Cartarets are on is slowly but surely sinking, and in time will be swallowed back into the earth as the Pacific Plate continues its movement westward. Again, the inhabitants of the Carterets need assistance, but lets acknowledge the true cause of their plight, not some unproven hypothesis.

But the coast is being eroded. Coastal erosion can be caused by many things, not just sea level changes. Clear felling of forests as happens in the Solomons due to short sighted and corrupt business deals will devastate the coral reef around the island from soil, leachate, an increase in freshwater runoff as the forest is no longer slowing and retaining the water, once the coral is dead or dying, it breaks off removing the protection for the island or atoll. Again, consider what is causing the problem, an effect does not mean correlation, removing vegetation as happens with clear felling will slowly but surely deplete the water reservoir under the island by allowing the water to run off the soil instead of soaking through and replenishing the underground storage.

It’s getting hotter. As I stated at the beginning, yes the Earth is getting warmer. For the past 3,000 years (+/- 1,000) the Earth has fluctuated in temperature in a narrow 3*C band. As we recover from the Little Ice Age, we are going to warm up again. It is perfectly natural, and if we take into account the effects caused by ENSO and the Atlantic Mulitidecadal Oscillation we will experience a slow warming up to what the Earth considers to be the right temperature, not what the IPCC considers to be the “right” temperature. Remember that the IPCC decided that 15*C was the “right” temperature, with no scientific or peer accepted basis for this number. If they had chosen 16*C as the “right” figure, we would be trying to heat the earth up, it is just an arbitrary figure, the Earth will continue to do what it wants when it wants.

How much hotter will it get? I can’t say with certainty, but if the past is anything to go by, eventually the Earth will be about 1*C warmer than now. At the present rate of increase of 0.7*C per century, by 2200 it will stabilise, unless there is another ice age. Remember that between 1400 and 1900 the Earth was only 1*C/1.5*C cooler than now, and that was enough difference to create the coldest period in 12,000 years.

If it isn’t CO2, then what is warming the Earth? Go outside in the daytime and look up. All the warmth and light on Earth comes from the Sun. Some of the heat is trapped by what have now been called “Greenhouse” gases, of which water vapour is 97%. Without those gases, Earth would be frozen over. The Sun fluctuates and goes through a series of cycles, of which sunspot occurrence is proving to be of major interest. Lack of sunspots is directly related to periods of cooling as evidenced during the Maunder and Dalton Minimums from 1400 – 1900. It appears that the Sun is now going into a cool phase again, Sunspot Cycle 24 is now 3 years late in starting, and this is showing up as a decline in temperature as measured by the radar satellites now used to measure Earth Temperature.

Since the 1998 Super El Nino which caused a massive increase in global temperature, global temperatures have shown a slow but steady decline, and any increase up to the 1998 event has now been negated by the drop in measured temperature. It is being accepted that the Earth may be entering into another 30 year cooling cycle, which will be more severe than the last 1940 – 1970 period due to the slow start of Sunspot Cycle 24. Should this happen and it is becoming more likely as more and more data is collected and reviewed, the Solomons may become a haven for people escaping the winters in the north and south hemispheres.

What will be the effect of the proposed “cap and trade” and other legislation aimed at curbing CO2 emissions. The first thing that it will do is make Al Gore the richest man in Earths history. The companies set up to manage carbon offsets, trade and emissions are owned by him in partnership with Goldman Sachs and others. But while it may make him rich, it will be of no value as it will destroy the entire western industrial nations. It will be of no help to the Solomon Islands, if anything it will push the Solomon Islands further backward due to the cost of fuel for the existing generators, if we are still able to have them. Solar power and wind generators are fine for small scale village/house use, but for industry or any modern functioning city or country there is not enough ability in both of those methods to provide sufficient constant power.

And all for what in a few years will be recognised as a period of collective hysteria based on faulty computer models that cannot predict the weather in 2 weeks time, let alone predict accurately 100 or 200 years into the future.

I fully support cleaning up our environment, stopping pollution, improving living conditions for people, but doing the right things for the wrong reasons does not make the reasons correct.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

2nd December

At times I just want to pull the sheet back over my head and stay in bed for the day. Usually after I’ve got up, and gone to work.

2 high points of the day, Adrian and Kiwibank. I use “high points” in the sense that they were significant, not necessarily beneficial or enlightening.

Adrian decided to take Tiff and get some chain to secure the truck battery in place this morning, I forgot to mention yesterday that the truck battery was stolen from the road outside Tiffany and Davids house, well, ok, track not road, and Adrian wanted to take half the crew yesterday morning to help put the spare one off the chipper into the truck. At 8.30, just as we’re trying to sort out who was going where. I still had the small truck to take everyone around, but Adrian was having a major panic over the battery instead. I had the battery down the list about #29, deal with it later, at the moment we need to get the crew working instead of sitting around watching Adrian have a panic attack. Anyway, Tiff and I got the crew sorted, and loaded into the small truck, Tiff went with Adrian to put the battery in, Adrian wanted to take 2 of the guys as well, when I asked why he said to help put the battery in. I looked at Tiff, looked back at Adrian and told him Tiff could lift the bloody battery with one hand, why take the crew?

Ok, Tiff is built like a match with the wood shaved off, but she’s a Solomon Island girl, never challenge one to arm wrestle, you’ll lose.

That was yesterday, today Adrian wanted to buy some chain to secure the battery in with. I told him, Tiff told him, we don’t have the money for it, so he goes and buys some anyway, $166 worth, and 2 padlocks, $578.50, and wants to be reimbursed. We tried again to tell him that we haven’t any money in the SEB account, it’s all going into the Nursery, and if he wants to go and spend his money without authorisation from Tiff, me or Keithie, well, tough.

I’ll end up paying him from my account, then maybe Tiff and I can get it reimbursed, but he’s like a loose cannon at times, you never know what or where he is going to be, he saw the girls walking through town yesterday, instead of asking them where they were going, he got them into his Rav 4 with all the rakes, tools etc, and took them back to Ranandi. He doesn’t understand pijin very well, and couldn’t understand what the girls were telling him and made the decision that they should be back at Ranandi. Instead of walking through town to the next roundabout to work on. Which Tiff and I didn’t find out about till 2pm, when he came into BJS to ask why we weren’t out at Ranandi with the crew.

He’d sent them all back there. For why I have no idea. So Tiff had to drive out to Ranandi, and get them all bought back into town to finish the work for the day. I really need to sleep in some days.

Today, after the chain buying episode, he went into Central Market, saw a young kid fixing his bicycle, and being Adrian, he had to go over and help (take charge), when a few of the rastas in the market decided to have a bit of a play, and started joking around, so Adrian pulled a knife out, threatened the guys, and the police got involved, which is always a good look when your wife works for RAMSI. He called into the office late today with the news that Coralie (his wife) is suggesting he might be better off back home in Australia. Hello???????

That was high point #1

Kiwibank surpassed themselves today. Please, if you know anyone working for Kiwibank this is not a criticism of the people that work there, they have been unfailingly helpful and have really tried to sort out the problem. Samantha from Kiwibank rang back today, I had all the paperwork with me, so it was quick, painless, she reset a password, made sure I had it correct, wished me well, apologised for the 6 months we have been trying to sort it out, and left me to it.

So, logged into Kiwibank, entered the details and got locked out in less time than it took to open the page. First attempt got the “You have entered the wrong information 3 times. This account is now locked, please contact HelpLine etc”
I think Kiwibank have an IT problem, and I don’t mean Information Technology, I’m talking Idiot Technicians.

I give up with it, ANZ have hooked me up with internet access, so when I finally get back to NZ, Kiwibank will lose another customer, and I’ll make sure VSA warn any other volunteers that it isn’t a friendly bank for overseas customers trying to log in.

All I want it for is to pay my credit card in Ireland with, I’ve tried transferring my Visa Card to NZ, but that is up there with World Peace, curing AIDS, paying off the US deficit and solving the Israel/Palestine conflict. When they wanted me to go to the branch in Ireland where I opened the account and confirm my identity I realised it was just a bit too much trouble. So Visa slog me in exchange rates every time I use it, and I haven’t had enough time with a bank in NZ to get a card there. More people to put on my list of “First up against the wall when I’m King”.

We got told today that someone is too busy to write up the German Embassy Funding Proposal, so as we don’t have a lot on at the moment, could either Tiff or me write it up before Friday please. Guess who has power at home, and who doesn’t.

If Zoe is reading this, please accept my humble apologies for the last couple of weeks, I haven’t figured out which way is up yet.

I dropped the parts list for the irrigation off at Island Enterprises this morning, I knew as soon as I got to the office I’d left stuff off it, but that’s ok, I’ve got more quantities than really needed, so I can fudge the actual figures later, and substitute stuff. I hope we can get this to work, I’ll put a retail garden section in, and start bringing in irrigation supplies, it is too small a market for Island Enterprises at the moment, but I can see it growing over the next few years and SEB might as well be the ones making something off it.

I still haven’t found anywhere in town that sells postal packaging, so I’ll do the Solomon Islands packing and use cardboard cut up for wrapping, and I’ll get everyones Christmas presents posted this weekend.

I’ve managed at odd times to upload more pics into webshots, http://community.webshots.com/user/VWKombi if anyone wants to see more pics from here other than the ones I’ve posted in this.

Hi to Gytha, Zoe, Rhonda, John, Carlos, Jerome, Damian, Tarsha, Jesse, Hayden, Lou and Scott, Kelly, Makayla

Edit. Thanks Dimitri and Samantha at Kiwibank, I've just tried again, and it is all working. I appreciate your patience and assistance. Thanks once again. Warren