Flat Coca Cola SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
I got caught again with the low bi-carb version. It’s in cans now, as well as the 1.5 litre bottles. It contains one solitary molecule of bi-carbonate, that explodes into life for one brief milli-second of time, Stephen Hawking would have trouble measuring the nanoseconds it takes to go from Big Bang to extinction.
Then it sits in the glass like some primitive goo from the primeval swamp, festering and sullen. And as flat as a lizard under a ten tonne rock.
Believe me, the generic Black and Gold Cola tastes better, hell even Pepsi tastes better. Gizo Co-operative Bottling Company (Mum, Dad, 5 kids filling plastic bottles in the kitchen) makes a better tasting brew. If I could get Royal Crown Cola here I’d buy that.
Watch out for a can of Crapola Flat Coca Cola coming to a store near you at some stage. I’ve tried adding bi-carb to get some fizz, all it did was ruin the taste of the bi-carb.
Drinking black shoe polish mixed with meths is preferable.
You really have to read all the labels on the cans to find out, see pic.
Why can’t they just leave the bloody formula alone?????????
Every time they have a rush of blood to the head they start stuffing about with the formula. And get it wrong as usual.
Idiots, crapola flat coca cola tastes like it has been sitting in an open can, half drunk, the one that you find the morning after that 300 person little party you had last night, and your mouth tastes like it has been used as a cage liner for some incontinent vulture, and even though you think there are suspicious looking lumps in the murky black liquid in the can, you still drink it.
I’d rather drink, well chew, the water out of the Matinako River here. Even the Lungga River. Gutter water even, if we had gutters.
If they start to stuff around with Coke Zero and do the same I’ll swap to Pepsi despite the taste.
Crap tasting flat caramel flavoured water is all it is, no bite, taste or flavour.
It’s CRAPOLA FLAT COCA COLA
Watch out for it, shoot anyone selling it, send it back to Atlanta
I’m just a tad upset, wasted $24 buying 4 cans of Coke thinking it would be nice on a hot afternoon. Wrong, I may as well drink tap water with sugar and vegemite. With a teaspoon of bi-carb.
Crappy Crapola Flat Coca Cola.
Warn your friends, family, tell your local store keeper not to stock it, write your congressman, local MP, Crapola Flat Coca Cola is an abhorrent and disgusting foul pestilence upon the earth, a bit like Al Gore.
Crapola Flat Cola
another marketing disaster from Atlanta.
Please forward this announcement to as many of your friends as possible. Their tastebuds will thank you.
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